Reign of Uchiha Love

Chapter 5: Matching? Festivals? WHAT! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING…  

“No! No! Why? Oto-san…Okaa-san…” (Father…mother…)

 You wake up in fright from the nightmare. You tried to get up, but could not. There was an arm around you. Sasuke was hugging you.

“Umm… Sasuke? GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU BITCH! ASSHOLE, U WAS SUPPOSED TO SLEEP ON THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!”

You punched him so hard that he fell off the bed. Then, realization hit you. You were next to a pervert, a guy, and you need to change and get ready for the day… just great.

“Guess I’ll be leaving to Sakura’s to take a decent shower.Eww…Sakura…”

You shuddered. You leave the house in short shorts and a spaghetti tang top, heading for Sakura’s. Again eww. (Sorry 4 all u Sakura fans I hate her before the Shippuden Episodes. Then she becomes a little bit more Badass!)

–KNOCK! KNOCK! -

“Raven-san? What…What are you doing here so early?” She asked you.

 “Umm… well Sasuke’s being a fucking pain and I don’t wanna bathe with a guy in the household!” you say to a sleepy girl with bed head.

“WHAT?! I WOULD KILL TO BE ABLE TO BE SO CLOSE! HE ISN’T A PAIN YOU ARE DAMMIT!” She automatically woke-up.

“I know I am. And he is too! Wait!!!! I got an idea. Let us switch places. You transform into me and act like me, of course. And I can say you left early for the meeting to your parents. You go happy and I go happy. How about that?” Her angry face lit up.

“Hurry up and answer before”-it was too late.

You just were glopped by most of the guys in town.

“UGGH! Need to escape. Have to get out. Go Sakura! Hurry up!” She left without helping me out. –Anime sweat drop- * she could have helped me out.*

 “Leave me alone Dammit!” They still did not answer, just kept on hugging.

“We Love You Raven!”

 You then see a light turn on. Her parents were up. Shit. * Kuso. Have to get out…..AHA! Finally* Again, You bumped into Naruto.

“Get away! They are attacking me!”

 “Who? Who’s attacking you... why are you running with clothes in your hand and with your P.J’s on?”

Suddenly, waves of voices were heard.

“Raven comes back” “Be my girlfriend” (it is stupid. People older than 18 hate you everybody else loves you…. ^^ I made you special!)

 “OMFG! BYE!” And you were off.

Naruto’s Prov.

 That was some good Ramen Iruka invited me to. Man, this day is great! Huh? Raven? Why is she running? Why are there clothes in her hand? Why is she so upset and scared at the same time?

“Their attacking me! NOOOO!”

What?! I thought that was yesterday. Then I hear voices asking her out. –Anime sweat drop- Figures. I forgot about the younger guys. Hey! Where did she- ow. That hurt. I cannot believe a group of fans trampled me again.

Sasuke’s Prov.

Ow. How did I end up on the floor? Why do I hurt? Ugh. Wait! Raven! I stood up and looked at the bed. There she was sleeping. But it seems she just started waking up. Something was different; I just could not quite place my finger on it. Whatever. I got ready and left for my daily morning stroll.

Your Prov.

If someone was a complete idiot and decided to go deep in the forest, it was you. Yep, you were deep in the forest changing into a kimono. Now why were you changing into a kimono…well...hey! At least it was a fighting kimono. (It is your mom’s)  

~flashback~

“Now that I am semi-clean and I got ready for training-“

"Fesitival! Festival!"

 Crap the festival. Got to change again. Lucky me, I always carry good clothes around. Why? I myself cannot even answer that question.

~end flashback~

The kimono is elegant but still worthy of a fight. Your hair in braids. Now, not only are you in the forest, you are doing this by looking at a river. Yes, it is very complicated.        

“Hey, what are you doing- wait! Why are you here?! How did you get here? I left you at home!”

 You smiled a cheesy grin.

“Who did you leave at home? OH! Sakura! You like my idea. It worked great I suppose, except for the fact that I got chased by guys.”

Stifling your laughter, you were able to say all that.

“WHAT?!”

 “OMG! I am sooooo late for the beating! Got to go Sasu-hime!” (

Sasu is the nickname. Hime means princess) almost taking off except for the fact that he grabbed you by the wrist, “What did you say?” he, as always, was dead serious.

“I should tell you why? It is my life after all. Oh, but we are late to the meeting at your house. See ya!” * Dammit! Stupid thing. I though you were made for fighting…please tear off bottom to move easily. Okay… there ha!*

 Thanks to having to find the tag that said that, you were officially late.

“You are late why?” Kakashi had asked.

“ well, waking up to a pervert, going to Sakura’s to change, being chased by fan boys before even stepping foot into her house, devising an evil plan…or two, changing twice in the forest, getting stopped by Sasu-chan, trying to find a tag on the fighting kimono to be able to run properly, and oh! Being a bitch to Ino. Um, yeah that sums it up.”

“What did you say Raven?” he did not hear you.

All of you people did an anime fall.

“Well whatever. We are not going to any training, or real missions. We are going to the festival as couples.  I CHOOSE! Before-”

“What?! Why do you get to choose?!” Naruto questioned.

“Because he is the leader Naruto. He is in charge of us.” You and Sakura answered.

“Yeah, what they said. O.K. Naruto and Sakura, Sasuke and Raven.”

 This apparently got Sakura mad. By mad I mean fuming!

“There goes the plan Naruto.”

“Why does she get to be with Sasuke?! I deserve him more! KAKASHI-SENSEI! THIS ISN’T FAIR!” She kept rambling on and on about changing the pairs.

“Sakura, she has experience dancing with Sasuke. I saw them dance before. Therefore, it will only make sense. She can also scare away the fangirls.”

By that time, neither Sasuke nor you (Raven) were listening to the conversation.

“What do you mean you saw us dance?! That was six years ago. And I am not dancing to some stupid low-life song.” I was furious.

Only the Uchiha, Hokage, and highly respected people were allowed to come. By the looks of it, he was neither of them.

“When? How? That ball was closed off. Only three types of people were allowed in. All of upper-class life. So how?” Said/ asked the oh so cool Sasuke in his oh so cool attitude.

“Humph…” no one understood what it was that she muttered.

 -----Sasuke POV. -----

How could I have not seen her do that! It looked and felt just like Raven. Even the attitude changes. Either Sakura is good, or I suck. I hope that it is neither. Well, better get back before I am late….

Okay, any minute now Raven. 

I said any minute now! 

 Finally! That was such a stupid excuse, being a bitch. She does that without trying. And what tag? I look down and see what she means. It is shorter than before. Oh, well that makes sense. How could he have seen us dance? So long ago. It is impossible. He could not have been there unless… 

-----Sakura POV. -----

Stupid sensei. I deserve Sasuke. I can dance very well. I bet she cannot dance. Stupid Raven. I am stuck with Stupid Naruto. Stupid team. “Humph…” 

---Naruto POV---

Ramen. Sakura. Sasuke is a bitch. Raven can dance. OOOOO look, flying ramen!

-----Kakashi POV-----

I thought they would understand by now…it is obvious if I am not very high-class. If only they knew who I really was. Even Raven, for being an ANBU captain does not know. Strange. Shouldn’t she know…maybe because she has not finished all the files or training in memory? She probably only knows my fighting style and things dealing with that. Should I tell them-…

”Wait! There is one other way that you could have been there! Duck Butt! You know how?!”

 Raven exclaimed. She must have remembered. Since when did she call him Duck Butt? Maybe it is a phase.

----- Your POV----

What was the Duck Butt thing? Oh yeah! His hair and my millionth random thought! WOOHOO!  My 1,000,000 random thought.

“Yeah, I think I know where you are headed. There were four of them there. Not including HIM.” Sasuke had gotten the gist of what you had said.

” Yeah…I think I remember reading in your files that you were a part of the umm ANBU? Yeah that sounds right.” you finished.

“You guys are quite right. I was… until some things happened. Like they needed me here.” That sounded stupid sensei. **sigh** What ever.

” What is it with Duck Butt?” Sasuke asked me.

“Well, you see I got bored. So, I started thinking random thoughts. It just so happened to be my millionth random thought that your hair looks like the butt of a duck. Geez. I am sorry. Did I hurt the bwig aweswome Sasuke?”

"Yeah, a little." he replied with a smirk.  

I love sarcasm…when it works. Asshole.

-----Naruto POV. -----

I wonder. Does she still know how to dance? She is such a tomboy…I wonder.

“HEY! HEY! KAKASHI-SENSEI (if you are like me…you will be thinking that it rhymed! ^^’)! I DO NOT THINK THAT SHE REMEMBERS HOW TO DANCE! I MEAN, SIX YEARS IS A LOT OF TIME RIGHT, RIGHT?!” I yelled.

 I hope that I am not beaten to a bloody pulp again. I remember the last time I did something like this…

~FLASHBACK! ~

We were 10 years old. I did not know she was an Uchiha, she never wore the symbol. After playing around, we stopped by a nice lake. There was a worm inching by.

“PST… raven, I bet you can’t eat it! I mean, you are such a girly girl, you will probably scream! HAHAHA!”

I had laughed that she could not do something like anyone lese would.

“I ca- WHAT DID YOU SAY!?” She yelled, realization hit her about what I had said.

Oh, boy…never again *shudder*

~END FLASHBACK! ~ 

----Your POV. (First person)----

 “I was taught very well Naruto. I remember how to. And I’ll PROVE IT TOO!” I yelled back.

”DON’T YELL!!!!!!!”

yeah and soon it became a yelling contest. It was broken up by……………….   

 Sasuke!

“QUIET! WHILE UNDER MY ROOF, YOU WILL NOT YELL! UNDERSTOOD?” Naruto and I blinked once, twice, three times.

Then we yelled…ha-ha we went against orders! Well, yeah, we yelled,

“It is the apocalypse! He speaks! Run for your life!”

  And around in circles we did go… 

 -----Sakura POV. ------

Sasuke does not want a person like that. He wants a responsible one, so I will just stay quiet and wait it out….HE ENTERED THE YELLING! I do not get it. What does she got that I don’t? I know I am not an Uchiha, but what does that have to do with anything? As if reading my thoughts, sensei spoke:

“You know, it has been 5 years since Sasuke has seen another Uchiha, well that uses their name. In addition, they were friends. Isn’t nice to see him happy?”

 “Yes, sensei. It is, but I wanted to be the one to do that! I tried. I act responsible when he does not. I do not when he does. It is just so complicated. I try and he doesn’t see it.”

 He sighed. The fighting got to the point where they were circling…

“Sometimes you can’t be the hero. I know that much Sakura. Maybe you are trying too hard. Become friends with your enemy. Nothing good will come out of staying enemies. Haven’t you heard the saying: ‘Keep your friends close, but, keep you enemies closer?’ I guess I should tranquilize them. Here we go.” 

 -----Sasuke POV. ----

Those idiots…They got me into this! I can barely hear now…losers. Especially Naruto. Why did I say she could stay here for now? Why me!

 -----Your POV. (First person)-----

While circling around and around I caught a glimpse of Sakura, it looked like she was coward behind Kakashi-sensei, telling him something. After about let us say 7 minutes, he umm he shot us with tranquilizing darts. THAT MEAN BASTARD! I mean, all we did was yell and call the ANBU (999) warning them that Sasuke speaks! Sheesh. It is not that bad. That was fun. I have not done that since I was 10. So, okay…sugar and Naruto is not a good combination for me either. Whatever, fun is fun. I wonder what sake will do…that is the ext experiment. So, when we re-awoke- thanks to Sakura yelling that Kakashi was looking through my **couch cough** stuff, and I have to hit Naruto awake- we were told of our not so mission-ish mission.

“The boys have to go and clean up Lady Uchiha’s ma- house. Girls get the village center ready for the festival. Got it? Good. DISMISSED!”

Everyone stared at me.

“What?” I asked innocently.

“Why do we have to clean your house? I am, common it is yours!” Naruto exclaimed.

Sakura stopped paying attention. Sasuke could not stay silent. Thank goodness for the Reprimanding Silence Jutsu!

“Naruto it isn’t a house. *direct tone to me* Why can’t you get slaves to work this?”

“Well, ninjas are faster! Plus, I got none or did you forget. It’s my house; I am not going to clean it anyway.”

“THAT IS NOT A HOUSE!” he pointed to my three- story mansion; it filled 2 acres of land just for the necessities.

There were 4 acres more. You see, while talking we walked. Yes, I can walk the walk. I can talk the talk and I can walk and talk.

“ZOMG! I am not cleaning that up.”

Sure enough, that blonde brat was complaining.

“Too bad! I have to go fix the festival. Bye-bye!”

I zoomed out before he could stop me. Unfortunately, it was four steps before I fell.

“DUDE! You suck!” Naruto yelled laughing.

“Shut up! I have not even worn one these. And in a kimono, I have not been in one in over 5 years! SUE ME!”

I yelled back, dusting myself off. This was only the beginning of the day. During the rest of the time, Sakura and I were working our butts off. Now it was time for us to get ready, so we headed to my house. It is bigger you know? Yeah, we kicked the guys out and told them to pick us up at 5:30 by the big Sakura tree in bloom. Now it is time for the fun to begin. Of course, by this I mean being tortured by Sakura about how to dress and more! Oh the joy… I wonder how the guys- OW THE PAIN! 

A/N: What does the Z in ZOMG stand for anyways? Whatever. Did you like it? Next episode: preparing both sides!